Jon Lajoie

Everyday Normal Guy

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Everyday Normal Guy Lyrics

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…Nothin’ special bout me Mutha Fucka.

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mutha Fucka.

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I got $600 in da bank Mutha Fucka.

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…And my sexual performance is an average.

I work at customer service

for a phone company,

I make 12 bucks an hour

but that’s all I need.

I live in a small apartment

on a quiet street

I don’t go out too much

I like to watch TV

I cant afford a car

I use public transportation

I don’t mind

I read till I reach my destination

sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book

the amount of money I save,

this shit is off the hook

And I’m not very good with the women

I’m a pretty shy person

and I’m average looking

last time I had sex was in 2003

and I’m ashamed to admit it

but it wasn’t free

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I get nervous in social situations Mutha Fucka.

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I get constipated once a month Mutha Fucka.

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mutha Fucka.

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy..and I get scared when I go see da dentist.

I’m da “Pauly Shore” of everyday life

easily forgettable

and I’m not very liked

I have an “According to Jim” personality

I’m as entertaining as a fuckin’ STD

If you wanna mess with me

I think you probably can

because I’m not confident

and i am weak for a man

I’ll just roll up in a ball

while you kick me in da back, yeah

honestly I probably wont fight back

And I don’t have any friends

that would back me up

My friend Steve would

but he doesn’t look very tough.

Steve - “You want some of this bitch?”

If you rarely get laid

put your hands up

If you’re not well paid

put your hands up

If you got a pet cat

put your hands up

and if you got a bad back

put your hands up

Jon - “I hurt my back 2 summers ago moving a fridge and ever since
then it just not da same …you know it… it gets pre…It gets pretty sore!”

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…My parents are really nice people Mutha Fucka.

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I’m somewhat afraid of heights Mutha Fucka.

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I like da show greys anatomy Mutha Fucka.

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…and I’m pretty good at making paper planes.

Steve - “I could do this all day! I could do this all day! I could do this all day!”

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