Eo nekoliko men dragih kvota iz filmovah:
American beauty -
My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell.
Being John Malkovich -
-Which of these two letters comes first, this one or this one?
-One of those is not a letter, sir?
-Damn, you're good.
The Big Lebowski -
-What's in the fuckin' carrier?
- Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
-You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
-What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
-Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
Conspiracy Theory -
-David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, Richard Speck...
-What about them?
-Serial killers. Serial killers only have two names. You ever notice that? But lone gunmen assassins, they always have three names. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman...
-John Hinckley. He shot Reagan. He only has two names.
-Yeah, but he only just shot Reagan. Reagan didn't die. If Reagan had died, I'm pretty sure we probably would all know what John Hinckley's middle name was.
- I just thought of another one: James Earl Ray, the guy who got Luther King. Then of course, there's Sirhan Sirhan. I still haven't figured that one out. Maybe it's Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan, I don't know.
- You know why the Grateful Dead are always on tour? Because they're all British intelligence agents. They're all spies. Jerry Garcia himself has a double 00 rating, just like James Bond.
- Jerry Garcia is dead.
- That's what they want you to think."
Groundhog Day -
-It's the same things your whole life. "Clean up your room!", "Stand up straight!", "Pick up your feet!", "Take it like a man!", "Be nice to your sister!", "Don't mix beer and wine, ever!". Oh yeah, "Don't drive on the railroad track!"
- Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with.
Gone In 60 Seconds -
-What do you think is more exciting, having sex or stealing cars?
- Having sex or boosting cars..uhm..whoo.. Well, how about having sex while boosting cars?
- That's a good line. Doesn't work on a lot of girls though.
Good Will Hunting -
You're legally allowed to drink now so we figured the best thing for you was a car.
My father was an alcoholic. Mean fuckin' drunk. He'd come home hammered, lookin' to whale on somebody. So, I had to provoke him so he wouldn't go after my mother and little brother. Interesting nights were when he wore his rings.
-You were hoping for a goodnight kiss.
-No, you know. I'll tell ya, I was hoping for a goodnight lay, but I'll settle for like a kiss.
-How very noble of you.
-Thank you.
To be continued..... |
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