dnevna mudrost...

gazda777 je napisao/la (Pogledaj post): › svaka žena je, prije svega...žensko...

i kao takvu je treba uzeti...oprezno...

Žene su kao stojadini. Obično pale u redu, ali ako zajebava, može upaliti i na guranje.

nije rad stvorio čovjeka...nego sex.

One drink is just right, two are too many, three are too few...

He who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever!
Complain to one who can help you

rad je stvorio čovjeka. zato sad majmuni rade, a ljudi odmaraju.

evo vam Guide To Zen!

1.. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead
of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just f*ck off and
leave me alone.

2.. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt
and a flat tyre.

3.. The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're
going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do
it.

4.. Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you
aren't getting any.

5.. Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be promoted.

6.. Remember, no one is listening until you fart.

7.. Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.

8.. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9.. If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try
missing a couple of mortgage payments.

10.. Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

11.. If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

12.. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

13.. Have you ever lent someone a 20 and never seen that person
again? It was probably worth it.

14.. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

15.. Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreens.

16.. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17.. Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from
bad judgment.

18.. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half
and put it back in your pocket.

19.. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

20.. There are two theories about how to win an argument with a
woman. Neither one works.

21.. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are
moving.

22.. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

23.. Experience is something you don't get until just after you
need it.

24.. When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get
smacked on our a*se. From there on in, life gets worse

25.. The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not
laughed.

Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.

Stara koka - dobra juha.

Um caruje, bolestan Dundo Maroje

vuk dlaku mjenja, ali ćud nikada

Tko pod drugim jamu kopa, dvije sreće grabi.
Tko rano rani, ne cini proljece.

Dont drink and drive, use joint and fly.

Nemoj biti nogometna lopta tuđih mišljenja!

"Danas sam čvrsto uvjeren da nitko nikog ne gubi jer zapravo nitko nikoga ne posjeduje. To je istinsko iskustvo sloode, imati najvažniju stvar na svijetu, a ne posjedovati je!"
P.Coelho

gaap je napisao/la (Pogledaj post): › čuvaj se svećenika koji slatkiše nudi

bravo!!!

-Vino ne opije čovjeka, čovjek se opije sam
-Blato može uprljati dragulj, ali ga ne može pretvoriti u blato
-Kada slijepac vodi slijepca, oboje će pasti u vodu
-Čovjek koji je napravio grešku i ne ispravi je, pravi drugu grešku
-Ako želiš promijeniti svijet, počni od sebe
-Ono što je teško ostvariti zahtjeva mjesece, katkada i godine. Ono što je nemoguće, zahtjeva samo malo više
-Jedno jedino "izvoli" vrijedi više nego deset "neka ti Bog pomogne"
-Kad voliš, i majmun ti se čini lijep, a kad ne voliš ne mariš niti za lotosov cvijet
-U ženi tražimo vrline, a u ljubavnice ljepotu
i za kraj:
-Pazite na svoje misli; one su početak postupaka

Somnus est,imago mortis! San je slika smrti...